Eum Users Rankings

Author: Xiaoyan Lian

Couldn’t really decide if this belongs in lists or creative section please don’t send me to hell Admin❤️

With no personal feelings involved by the way…

Only doing top 3 for each section because I’m lazy.

Most annoying/obnoxious

1. OMH
2. Cole
3. Meow or Zed Man

Most “iconic”/influential (Iconic does not imply good here…)

1. Steve
2. Fat Fred (this one was difficult as Fred and Steve were both pretty iconic but Steve definitely impacted the site more…)
3. OMH for being a part of the creation of the lists section but also lowkey Meow belongs here too

Most hated

1. This one’s kinda tricky as most eum users are pretty disliked but. I’ll have to say OMH or Meow again.
2. Cole or Zed Man – Cole only became hated recently it seems
3. The french purple girl that always had weird word choices

Most loved/favourited

1. Steve.
2. Fat fred
3. Admin i guess?

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14 Comments
Fumbass
Fumbass
June 28, 2026 10:49 am

You forgot the faggot section.

1. Cole
2. Omh
3. Admin

Champion Socker
Champion Socker
June 28, 2026 6:40 am

…I have become bored of OMH and his many socks so from now on I wont mention him, react to him and hopefully avoid being duped by one of his socks into reacting. I am sure others will continue to feed the greedy cunt. It just wont be me.

Old Mother Hubbard
Old Mother Hubbard
June 28, 2026 2:17 am

The legend of OMH continues, the greatest EUM God to ever exist. It’s obvious that you little jerk offs think about me constantly. Should I be flattered? Get a life, or better still, try watching a movie once in a while. I’ve seen them all except for 5 of the new ones. I’ll be writing reviews of those soon so you can jerk off to them. Face it. You think about me all the time because all of you fucking worship me.

Up the Thumb
Up the Thumb
June 28, 2026 2:10 am

OMH is credited by Admin for the list section but its existence was purely because OMH was shitting up every film thread spam-listing or talking about spam-listing. The creation has worked because mostly the film section is more about the actual film or at least vaguely connected. I would tinkle about with the rankings and in her time the multi-verbal-bollocks of the lady caused more shit than MEOW could dream of. It would not suprise me if they were in fact the same person. Mr Doomsday had his time as well.
The main difference between MEOW and OMH is that MEOW is actually very good at trolling werras OMH is just a cunt.

Old Mother Fucker
Old Mother Fucker
June 28, 2026 12:11 am

Oh fuck cole your cock is so huge I think it’s my time to take it up the ass now baby ! 😍