A “COOL” MADE RAP

Author: Meow

Rap lyrics made up on the spot by the one and only Meow (the only you’re all (OMH especially) so obsessed with).

Title: Cool Person

“Hell yeah brother I ain’t give a shit no yeah I don’t know. I don’t yeah and I don’t give a shit. No, I don’t. I don’t know. I don’t care and I don’t wanna know. These people can hate me on their way but I don’t care, cause I just ate pizza and I’m really happy. I’m really cool and that’s how I’m okay with it yeah I’ve got a cool life and a crew instead just like how cool I am and I’m a really cool person and I do cool things and I think I’m really just really really cool and I play a lot of video games and I’ll watch a lot of movies because I think I’m really cool and anyone who hated me is just really not cool. I can’t people little shit because that’s what they are yeah so you can go and cry about it. That’s just what the truth is so I don’t really care so yeah if you try and hang on me, I don’t really care because I don’t really go out any cares to give because I’m just a really really really cool person and the universe musical people unfortunately the universe developed uncool people now here I am.”

Truth

“Do we really know where the universe came from or do we just make up God because we are scared of where we go after we die? I think it’s the second option but nobody wants to ever admit that so what do we do? We just go along with we just say yeah, oh my God, I believe in God when really we don’t we just are scared of hell and that’s what most people are like we are scared of hell Satan and the Demon scared of lava lava in hell in heaven is with clothes and a lot of stuff.”