Author: Hopeless Loser Lover
I was there at the airport feeling nervous and flustered. Looking around at unfamiliar buildings along with the many people coming and going I couldn’t see your face anywhere. I walked behind a person who looked similar to you and called your name and face I was unfamiliar with met mine. You were not there. I went to the local docks and watched a boat come in many people got off but you were not there. I hitchhiked into a truck to get further into the city and told a local I’m going to try and find you.. He gave me a good luck thumbs up and was never seen again. I wandered the streets and you were not there. I wandered through the beautiful summer hills and lakes but you were not there. I got my phone out to call my folks to tell them I wont be coming home but suddenly I woke up.. alone. You were not there.. I wish you were there… I think I love you.
Hahahaha. Do you guys not understand how this earth works?
I’m Jessica and I’m totally not one of OMH’s ults. I’m really annoyed that Meow is smarter and cooler than me. Can I suck Admin off some more now? Oh I forgot I’m using a female alias and he only likes males.
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Meow is so fucking amazing and cool
Not gonna lie, Meow always has better reviews than OMH. And now her reviews are faster? Damn. Yeah, sorry ONH, but I’m switching to Meow.
Did you see Meow’s AI review of “El Topo?” Her review went up so fast that she would have never even been able to watch it. All of her reviews are AI bullshit. She’s never seen even one film on EUM. All she does all day is try to start shit in the comments section.
OMH It’s October soon.. When are you gonna release the rest of your list faggot
Ha – ha – ha – ha – ha
OMH is a little faggot 🎶 Yahhhh he be suckin’ dick like a pro 🎶 OMH is a fat cunt with a disgusting amount of pimples on his face 🎶 mm, yeah’ that motherfucka annoying as fuck
Really funny to think I could’ve passed you one time when I was Edinburgh. LOL I would slap the shit outta you and then make you eat your own dick and make your butt hair into a soup for you.
Admin here. OMH gives me excellent blow jobs, better than any of girlfriends could ever do. He’s kinda sloppy at times but it feels so good. Only problem is he’s really fucking stinky and honestly quite slow (mentally), so sometimes he accidentally gives me teeth. One time he almost bit my dick off. Oh well. So yeah, that’s why he gets special privileges.
Admin is apart of the government because whenever I try explaining the truth he never wants to hear it.
#mood :”(
I dreamed of gutting OMH like a fish it felt great.
“OMG ADDY WADDYMINS THAT BAD MAN IS BULLYING ME AGAIN I’LL PAY U WITH MY ASS IF U TELL HIM OFF UWU👶👶👶👶👶👶👶👶👶👶👶👶👶👶👶” KYS OMH