Author: Old Mother Fucker
An analysis/theory on what OMH/Tamirs bedroom smells like.
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-His room smells like a cross between a compost heap, a wet dog, and a vile unique scent from his stained dried cum underwear scattered all over the room.
-The air is thick and humid from his body sweat with a putrid miasma of unwashed hair/balls, stale pizza, and the faint hint of regret. His wife doesn’t clean up after him anymore. Shes given up all hope and drinks her sorrows away everyday.
-You can tell he’s a basement dweller because the smell is definitely worse than your average damp cellar “moldy socks meet expired dick cheese.”
-His EUM obsession has turned his room into a room hoarders nightmare of empty lube bottles due to his sexual obsession over Meow.
-Never showers. His skin now has the texture of a well-worn leather couch and his chair often leaves brown sweat marks due to his dirty body.
-The smell is so vile, it’s rumoured to have caused a nearby raccoon to develop a phobia of human interaction.
You can’t blame him for the stench; he’s basically living in a time capsule of his own making.
Meow you’ve become really boring with your “trolling”. It’s funny to watch you crumble like this after I’ve hurt your little feelings in the “I Had A Dream” post. I keep coming back just to laugh my ass off at how much of a spectacle you’ve made yourself and how predictable you’ve gotten.
On a different note, stay tuned to more OMH’s lists folks! Unlike retards like Meow and Cole, OMH does not put stupid shit like “August Underground Mordum Maggot Cut” or “Tumbling Doll of Flesh” on it.
Thanks for the support by the way!
Fatso Meow smells like BO and egg farts. She’s pretty gross. The kids in school call her “Nuba.”
Pls notice me Meow! Everyone loves you!!!!!!!!!! Meow is the best
Love life ☭
I love OMH and Tamir
I am a closeted gay internalised homophobic, racist, sexist, rude, fat yet fatphobic, skinnyphobic, gingerphobic, nazi btw
I just love Meow so much! She’s everything I’ve ever dreamed of! She’s the best! Her lists especially are the greatest!
Who needs god when you got Meow
ughhhh its crazy how cool, intelligent, smart, awesome, funny, sweet, pretty, amazing, and kind Meow is
Me and Meow be like: 👩🏻❤️💋👩🏼
…Just kidding, I wish though.
We all want to marry Meow… Meow, are you single? 💍
Meow is so cool. I love Meow so much.
i luv meow
we all luv meow
you luv meow
she luvs meow
he luvs meow
they luv meow
xem luvs meow
tamir luvs meow
omh luvs meow
admin luvs meow
meow luvs meow
billy joe bob luvs meow
old mother fucker luvs meow
we luv meow
nonbinary blue hair luvs meow
cats luvs meow
dogs luv meow
god luvs meow
alien luvs meow
robot luvs
everyone luvs meow
everything luvs meow
meow luvs everyone
mother nature luvs meow
Meow is nothing short of extraordinary. Her hygiene, hair, teeth, eyes, personality, and skin are all flawless, the kind of perfection that made others envious. I long to date her. I yearn to become her. Everyone secretly desires her, though they deny it. She is brilliant, effortlessly cool, and above all, impossibly kind.
Meow is nothing short of the most extraordinary creature to have ever graced this mortal plane, for her hygiene, hair, teeth, eyes, personality, and skin are all utterly flawless, a kind of perfection that stirred such profound envy in others that they could scarcely breathe. I harbor an intense longing to date her, to bask in her radiant presence, and simultaneously yearn with every fiber of my being to become her, to embody that very same magnificence. Though everyone vehemently denies it, they secretly desire her and crave even a fraction of her brilliance, which she exudes with an effortless coolness that defies logic, and above all, an impossibly profound kindness that touches every soul she encounters.
its confirmed that meow is the most iconic user on EUM even though admin hates her she’s a force to be reckoned with
Omg yes daddy! ❤️😍 That 10-inch dildo looks massive, but I’m here for it! Can you get one that vibrates next time? Just kidding, I-I don’t mind taking it raw! 🥺 You’re just so big! I mean, 16-inches is insane! You know I’m a pathetic faggot that can’t handle anything except 10 cheeseburgers… 🥺😔
You’re just so hot, OMH. *Sighs* Maybe even hotter than Cole… 😉 Don’t tell him I said that, YOU KNOW HE GOES TO THAT GAY BAR AND CHEATS ON ME AS A PUNISHMENT… 🙄💔
Really appreciating all the love for me in the comments; thanks everyone! 🙂
Say or think want ya want about Meow but the gal really has a certain aura about her – she consistently keeps this website alive and always has the best insults. Even her lists and reviews are the best – it’s no wonder 115 people loved her latest post in the Lists section. You really gotta ask where you’d all be without our lovin’ Meow today – would you even visit this site if she didn’t exist? Nah, didn’t think so. She really is awesome.
My favourite part about her is because she’s so bloody awesome, all the insecure faggots emerge from their stinky basements and hate on the kind and lovin’ Meow, just because they’re insecure and miserable. It’s sad to watch, but also a showcase in psychology. Insecure people attack the people they have the hots fa’.
I’m in your head rent free forever Meow. You will be always thinking of me and how awesome OMH’s lists are compared to the dogshit ones you produce. You will never get anywhere to how awesome OMH and his lists are and you know it. OMH is true number one. Stay mad forever, sourpuss.
I go to the same school Meow goes to too. She’s just as much of a fucking douche bag as Joyce says she is. Look at how defensive she gets when the truth comes out. She’s fat as a fucking whale with white head zits all over her stupid fucking face. You’d puke if you ever got a whiff of her. Think BO and egg farts.
OMH is a pedophile lads
meow seems nice, why do you guys not like her?
I know Meow. She’s in one of my classes at school. She smells like a bag of shit on a hot day. She wears the same clothes everyday and she never washes. She’s about 300 pounds with white head pimples all over her ugly face and a big wart on the side of her face. Everyone in the school hates her guts. The kids call her “Sweathog” and “Nuba.” Even the teachers think she is a fucking douche bag.
Tamir is the bottom Meow is the top haha get a fuck room you faggots
Now watch Meow respond to one of its own comments or make up new comments under more aliases. This is really funny.
OMG, Meows skin and hair is so shiny it’s insane! She’s like a angel.
Stay tuned for more! Spoiler: none of these newer comments are from Meows alts hahahaha
OMG Meows skin is sooooo smoooooooth. I might go gay for Meow. I’m not Meow either hahahahaha
Meows skin is so great and divine, I am cumming hard. This is not Meow talking by the way.
OMG Meow do you do skincare? OMG I’m cumming from just how soft Meows skin is by talking to myself as always hahahahahahaha lolz
I know Meow and her skin is super flawless and soft. She takes very good care of her hygiene and clothes. Meow always makes sure she is well presented. She looks, smells, and acts nice. I’m not lesbian but if I were, I’d definitely date Meow.
I know Meow in real life and she always smells absolutely divine. She says she uses a meticulous 6-step hygiene routine that leaves her smelling like a sweet treat with skin as soft as a flower. Her hair is very long and always styled beautifully with natural waves. Meow is my inspiration in life. Meow is amazing and I love her.
Meow smells like a combination of BO, eggfarts, piss and perfume. You’d fucking gag if that fat pimpled face douche bag was standing next to you.
Meow is a amazing. I love Meow and we all all also love Meow.
i dont wanna know how toxic his butthole is
I just know that idiot says his own name when he cums HAHAHAHAHA
Patty cake patty cake baker’s man
make pimple face a cake as fast as you can
I’m giving this post five stars. I see I’ve completely gotten into Meow’s head and now Meow has become my number one fan. Meow really cannot stop thinking about me 24/7. Meow is super obsessed with me now ever since I hurt its little feelings and now it cannot get over me. I know, I am amazing on EUM. The real number one. Thanks for your lovely fan letter Meow.