Author: Dogs are superior
Why are orange cats so fucking psychotic? They can’t go one second without having the zoomies and destroying everything in its path. I’m guessing its a male cat thing and if they have their balls chopped off or not (which they should get btw or its animal abuse) They also love to smack you randomly and tear your skin open with their little razor blades paws even though you are treating them like royalty everyday?? I mean its usual cat behaviour in general but orange cats are the worst offenders.. Sticking to Dogs for now.
Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give his boyfriend a dildo: When he came back, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor cole had to take it raw.
Fat smelly pimpled faced jerkoffs shouldn’t always be immature crybaby douche bags. Did you get picked on in school yesterday? HA HA you fucking stupid shit.