Author: IcebabyIcebabyIcebab
Why is nobody talking about how obvious it is that OMH (Old Mother Hubbard) needs mental help?
No sane person makes it their life goal to watch EVERY SINGLE FUCKING movie on this site, even including the shitty torture porn films. Whenever I go watch the most random movie ever on here, his comment is there.
Also I decided to copy and paste a few of his reviews and asked my AI to see if they’re from anywhere else and about 3 of his reviews were actually copy and pasted from super random movie reviews sites.
We all know he’s old AF which is the worst part about this. He’s aggressive towards anyone who doesn’t like his lists. Also, deep down he knows nobody gives a fuck about his lists but he still keeps posting them.
There is a rumor going around that OMH is making a list of every movie on EUM ranked in order. Someone said that it will be available sometime in September.
It’s obvious that OMH has become very important in all of your lives. For you younger folks, OMH is someone you will think about for the rest of your lives, considering all the movie knowledge he so generously shared with all of you. You owe him a debt of gratitude.
Nah. He just needs to be given a long holiday. If Admin was not so far up his arse cleaning out the lobsters this place would be a much nicer place to visit.
I’m still in the news on EUM. I am the most important figure on this site. People constantly talk about me. I was the inspiration for the lists page, ya know. Watching every movie wasn’t a life goal. It was A goal. It took me 6 months and now I am the authority on EUM films. Now that I have watched every movie no one wants to make movie lists because they know if they say a movie is one of their favorites I’ll call them out on it if it sucks because, guess what? I’ve seen them all! Cole made that mistake when he put “August Underground Mordum Maggot Cut” at #3 and “Tumbling Doll Of Flesh” at #10 in his top 10.
I agree also he never gets the memo that his lists are fucking SHIT and needs to get a life. It can’t be healthy commenting and voting up your own posts by a different name oh dear oh deary me