Admin Theories

Author: chickenortheegg

some theories on the admin

*snarky
*clearly 30+ year old male (BUT COULD BE SOMETHING ELSE DONT ASSUME GENDERS)
*european, white, clearly finnish or russian
*engaging in the mafia to keep the website alive (confirmed due to they/them/its/his only pays half of the websites costs)
*far right but wont admit it so they/them/its/his posts wokes movies none stop
*favorite movie is probably no country for old men because they/them/its/his is like OMG ME
*omnipresent and sneaky just like the christian god is
*in love with meow
*eats cabbage soup on a daily basis making his room a stinky fart ridden gas chamber

🩸 🩸 🩸 🩸 🩸
loading...
guest
19 Comments
Gay retard
Gay retard
June 14, 2026 9:34 am

r u projecting a little?

J-52
J-52
June 8, 2026 10:45 am

I think we need another reckless Ben YouTube video to know who is the admin

He was able to track Lucifer valentine

Wheres my 5 bob
Wheres my 5 bob
June 7, 2026 1:34 pm

Not sure what people have against being Far Right. In todays way of thinking I most defintely am. In the past I would have been called an Anarchist as I believe is small government that does not get involved in peoples lives. I still do but somehow that thinking if considered facism nowadays. As I am English I would say I am further right than Rupert Lowe on many things but consider him to be a complete arse. As far as I am concerned people who kneel to socialism are either uber-rich or just minced in the head.

Meow
Meow
June 7, 2026 1:15 pm

Well TBH I tried imagining Admin as a female. But I think he’s probably a white guy in his 30s or 40s. For some reason he’s suddenly decided to get angry with me for no reason, and even threatened to PERMANENTLY ban me over LITERALLY nothing. I don’t know if he’s having the male-equivalent of a period or something.

IDK how much it’d cost to run a site like this. Maybe £1k a month? Anyway, if he really is in the mafia, why would he even run this site?

I feel like Admin isn’t fully far right, but gets kinda annoyed by far left views and people.

Admin once said he was waiting for a bus, which means he has no car. My parent never drove because it was too “stressful”.

Columbo
Columbo
June 7, 2026 1:00 pm

I doubt this was meant to be taken seriously. Some of the guesses seem asinine or a big stretch whereas others seem at least halfway trying to be serious.

Wheres my 5 bob
Wheres my 5 bob
June 7, 2026 12:52 pm

In the dim distant past it was mentioned this place was funded by bit-coin savings. Most of the people who set up P2P sites were less than 18 at the time so going by that Admin is at least 38. I would say 40+
Considering how long you have been on this site OMH your guesses are woefully obsurd.

Phil
Phil
June 7, 2026 12:43 pm

Theory on chickenortheegg:

The absolute dumbest fuck on EUM who thinks it’s July.

shitflinger
shitflinger
June 7, 2026 12:43 pm

honestly idk about the other things but i sure do hope he’s Finnish! Finland #1 december 6th forever RAAAHHH k-kauppaan ostamaan pillimehua asap!!!

Admin
Admin
Admin
June 7, 2026 12:40 pm

The only post I’ve voted on and you get a 1 for maybe getting one thing right. Or maybe because I’m a dick.