Author: Family Maker
Hello all. It’s my first time commenting on this site. I’ve watched lots of movies, and also lots of comments. I’ve decided to make the regulars a family. Not including old regulars that are now nowhere to be seen.
The mother: Old Mother Hubbard. This one is obvious.
The father: Zed Man. He just gives off daddy vibes.
The son: fred fat. He gives off small dick vibes.
The daughter: 4’10brunette. Would’ve put her as auntie but she’s a little too immature.
The uncle: Steve. Duh. He is that creepy uncle.
The Auntie: rapedoll. She doesn’t really review movies. Kinda chill in a way.
But here’s the kick… Hubbard is actually cheating on Zed Man with… PINK FINGER. Their arguments turned Hubbards sadistic side on, which accidentally turned into rough sex! Let me know if you guys want a part two, or how they all met eachother.
so i guess im just homeless …you better pray your name doesn’t turn to Enemy Maker overnight and Mother Hubbard dosen’t belong in your stupid fucking family of faggots…disincluding Zed Man
Kinda sweet, but I’m not immature. In fact, it’s funny of you to think that when you’re making whatever this even is.
I’ve noticed Steve, fred fat, and Zed Man haven’t been too talkative lately. What do you thinks up with them?
…but what did you think of the movie? Did you even watch it?