Author: 4'10brunette
I’m back, and wow, I can tell you all missed me. Unfortunately I had to go without internet for like 3 or 4 days or something.
Anyone who’s pretended to be me within these past few days isn’t me.
For the person asking about me, I am actually a girl. My room is full of pink stuff, perfumes, plushies, and literally anything feminine, so I have zero fucking idea why anyone would think I’m a guy. Maybe I write the same way a guy does?
Anyways, I had to resort to watching the shitty shows and movies that showed on my TV without internet. I watched a few old-time classics, but the ones I remember most are:
Columbo: I think OMH has mentioned Columbo before, honestly it was boring but okay. I liked the main characters hair. However it’s very much an oldie, which makes me think Old Mother Stupid is probably quite old.
Die Hard: Blonde guy look liked Jeffery Dahmer, WTF, good movie though. Entertaining but not too stupid.
Tremors: Surprisingly enjoyable, another oldie that probably traumatised a few 8 year olds back in the day, but I liked the movie.
Commando: Arnold Schwarzenegger was awesome, the film was pretty silly, but fun to watch. Kinda like Rambo.
Wow, this section really is dead without me…
Why isit named that
If you’d get a job, you could pay your bills in a timely fashion and avoid having your internet service shut off for non-payment because you’re a lazy nigger.
Great! Looks who’s back. It’s Meow!, the little jerkoff douche bag. Hooray!
I got horny like a normal human a few times and the only way I could satisfy it was by looking at myself in the mirror and kissing myself.
It’s so hard being this awesome.
Oh BTW my phone case broke. I did my nails again, french tips. Fun.