My Morning Jerkoff

Author: xXJuicyKumFartz69Xx

This morning I was jerking off to pictures of cats and I saw one particular cat that reminded me of a real jerkoff here who never shuts the fuck up. If I ever find that cat, I will beat the living shit out of it and then stampmail it to that jerkoffs door with bowl of pudding, courtesy of my dick.

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Ziyah
Ziyah
April 16, 2026 5:22 pm

OH MY FUCKING GOD WHAT DELUSIONAL IDIOT JERKS OFF TO CATS!?
Cut your fucking head off and use that to calm your one inch dick you infidel dog. Nobody gives a goddamn shit if you hate Moew, so keep your disgusting comments to yourself.

Courtsey of A Smart Bitch.

Meow
Meow
April 16, 2026 5:10 pm

FUCK you. Say that shit again and I’ll fucking BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU.

This is NOT funny. You’re a cruel and twisted fuck. Cry knowing my cat is loved and everyday I shower him in love and comfort. You little fucking asshole. Watch me beat the FUCK out of you. Suck my ass.

You’re EVIL. Evil and mean. I LOVE cats so fuck you. I will strap you down and make my cat eat you ALIVE. I have MORALS.

Say that to my face, fucking idiot mean pussy.