Meow’s Opinions Poems Stories

Author: Meow

Here it is:

“A mix of Meows opinions, poems, and stories PART 2 (Also a story to prove I’m not unemployed)

MEOWS OPINIONS

1) I HATE AMERICANS.

• Gun culture is out of control. Other places do just fine without guns, but even the most reasonable proposals are met with millions of people worrying the libs are gonna take their guns away.

• Healthcare. The US seems to be the only developed country where you have to pay for health services. This should be a no-brainer, yet those who support free healthcare are still considered “radicals”.

• Nationalism. A little bit of national pride is a good and healthy thing. However, people there seem to take it way too far. Kneeling during the National Anthem really shouldn’t be something that makes people go into a blind rage.

• Income. Minimum wage here is far too low, yet changing it is seen as “radical”. Other places can do it. Why not America?

• The environment. While other nations are approaching 100% renewable energy, the US refuses. The still have oversized cars, poor public transportation, and a weird fetish for coal that only now seems to be just starting to break.

STORY:

Title: “A Rough Work-life”

I’ve had two jobs. First one I was fired from. Why? Let me tell you. First of all, this job wasn’t fun. It paid well but was SO boring. Nobody gave me any attention or any praise, even though I was clearly the most brilliant. Sure, I did get complimented daily, but nobody was actually PRAISING me. I mean… did these people have souls? Also, the boss was a real arse. He told me the job isn’t about feelings. When did I EVER day it was? NEVER. I had to fucking hold back from bitch-slapping him then and there.

So, this ass-twat, let’s just call him Daniel, because I can’t even remember his name. Now that I think about it, I can’t remember most peoples names and faces, especially people who have disliked me. I guess god basically decided to bless me with the removal of such disgusting and stupid creatures faces and names, so that I can have a pure and superior mind with NOTHING inferior in it.

Anyways. As SOON as I started this job, I could tell right off the bat that this guy had something against me. At first, I assumed he just had a weird crush on me. Duh. But I kept noticing how he’d scoff when I spoke. God, he was FUCKING irritating as shit. I hated that arrogant little shitstain. But I stayed surprisingly calm for a pretty long time; simply doing my goddamn job and sucking in the compliments I received.

That was until one day, during a meeting with everyone, one of the employees had a stupid smile on their face, and asked us who’s most likely to be the bosses fairy. Naturally, I said me, immediately. This fucking disphit Daniel scoffed in the worst way possible, and I WAS SO over him. I tried pausing to stop and maybe re-think what I was about to do. But instead, I yelled at him, telling him he’s a fucking stupid cunt. Seeing the shocked, confused, and probably slightly angry emotions all mixed together on his stupid face was so fucking hot. I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror, and holy shit, I think I might’ve experienced euphoria during that moment. Everyone was pretty much too shocked to speak until one of them told me to leave angrily. Their tone pissed me off, so I grabbed my coffee and threw it on them.

I left, pushing a few things on the floor as I walked out, because why not? I then went to some stores with a grin on my face and bought a bunch of cute pink stuff. God, it was so enjoyable. Truly. Honestly organism-worthy.

Anyways, I am actually working now. I have my own business; it’s beauty oriented. Because where else would an amazing, superior, deserving princess be?”