Author: Meow
She looked in the mirror and let out an involuntary moan. Her pupils dilated as she stared at her beautiful, amazing self. “Fuck… I wish I could fuck myself. She says in a horny way.
Suddenly a clone of her appears behind her. She turns around and gasps, a mix of lust, confusion, and shock. The clone smiles and says, “May I fulfil that wish of yours?”
Let’s call the clone DD 2 and the original woman is named DD.
DD grins, stepping forward to touch DD 2’s long, beautiful, thick hair that looks just like hers. She gets super wet staring at herself. She looks into DD 2’s beautiful coloured eyes, “I’ve spent so much hours masturbating to the sight of myself… you’re perfect!”
She takes DD 2’s clothes off and DD 2 takes DD’s clothes off. They both stare at their bodies. “Oh my god… your nipples are beautiful.” DD 2 laughs. “These are yours, idiot.”
Then they kiss passionately and start scissoring, “FUCK IM SO HOT!!!” They both shout.
The thing is, DD is actually very smart and unique. She is absolutely attractive but so is her personality. Shes smart, funny, kind; and can’t do any wrong.
Why wouldn’t such an awesome person jerk off to their appearance in the mirror? Why wouldn’t they cum to THEMSELVES INSTEAD OF SOME IDIOT?
That is the most natural form of nature. You’re your own porn material but only if you’re cool and good enough to be so.
If you don’t get horny at the thought of yourself you probably aren’t worthy of being able to cum.
Let’s hope with technology comes robots that can be intentionally made to look just like yourself. I would makes mines look like me and I’d fuck myself EVERY GODDAMN DAY! It’s hard (no pun intended) having to just look at yourself in the mirror for hours in awe and then jerk off to yourself. SMH!!!
I am so sorry for being such a fat ugly worthless tub of shit.
I know I am a retarded incel who lives such a boring life that I post my fantasies on here on here everyday.
There’s no need to point it out. I hate myself too.
*Cries and sucks off several hobos*
RIP EUM 2018 – 2026 / Admin ? – 2026
Admin really did get hit by that bus OH how I weep OH ITS NOT FAIR WHY COULDN’T IT HAVE BEEN ME!!!! Oh my heart bleeds.. oh oh oh oh
Omg is Admin dead?
Perhaps the Thai cinema category could benefit from some new additions hmmm
Meow has been gone for two days and OMH is still bitching in the comments…
Sad immature ticked off cry babies should grow up before they are allowed on movie websites that are meant for adults to view. 2 stars – 9 votes. Garbage score for a dogshit post.
2 stars out of 8 votes should tell you something. This post is absolute dogshit. Try not to get ticked off about it.
You realise you retards can shut down OMH easy right? He leeches off attention even bad attention so duh simply ignore everything he says and he has absolutely no way to get off to anything lol It’s pretty easy to get into a head of a man child, probably the most pathetic “human” I have come across
Hi I ur fan
Wow, Meow got destroyed in the comments.
Bad day for Nubba.
Another dogshit post by resident retard Meow to clutter up EUM with constant bullshit. Look at the low score. Meow is ticked off big time about that.
Meow have you played the new Amelia Escape trial in Outlast? It’s repetitive as fuck but worth all the stuff at the end
Everyone loves Meow or they’re just jealous LOL
Amazing post! Keep going Meow. Awesome!
I’m great.
Just bought the super Mega pack of peanut butter filled dog biscuits at Costco with a five finger discount and cut a large whole in the crotch of my favorite pair of jorts.
Gonna head out for a stroll.
How are you doing today meow?
Meow shoves dog treats up his stink hatch before going to the park.
Then he prairie dogs those treats as he frollicks past people walking their dogs.
Imagine being such a lonely INCEL that you have to write slop like this.
I feel so bad for Meow.
It must be hard getting rejected everyday of his life.
At least he gets some action when he goes to the dog park.
Little immature jerkoffs shouldn’t be on websites for adults.
Fuck you Nubba.
I didn’t know whales could fuck themselves.
TDIL