Sexcapade ServiceAnnouncement

Author: AUDI CHOSE VIOLENCE

THIS SEXCAPADES PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT is sponsored by the fine people at Terminex Home Kill Kits, and the Terminex fine line of large pest control products.

Terminex, when you want to “kill them good, kill them dead”, choose Terminex.

YES. THIS SUBMISSION IS LONG BECAUSE
THATS WHAT IT IS.

Something occurred to me that I had to write down. Here it fucking is.

To all the little miscreants and poor whittle illiterate ADHD babies writing and whining that- despite literally being in the “creative writing” section of this neighborhood, as well as my latest previous submission in reference falling below this sites word count limit- some of my recent writing (in particular the first episode in my true account sex addiction submission SEXCAPADES 1A), is “too long” for you to read, I have the following response:

Your “lengthy” complaints actually say a lot more about you than they do about me. Or my writing.

That’s right; it occurred to me that it reveals a little something about you (and by little something, I mean “little something” 😂) that I’m just dying to write about. Because it’s so fucking obvious.

Which Is, Beyond A Shadow Of A Doubt: YOU ARE ALL REALLY FUCKING BAD IN BED 😂

And here’s how a comment of TLDR actually reveales, and now substantiates, this conclusion. Because it shows that you actually have:

No patience. No anticipation. No savoring the moment. No imagination. No creativity. No longevity.

Which are all ingredients that make for a truly great lover. Which you all have none of.

So. Yes. I’m absolutely positive you are really shit in bed. 😂

You’re the impatient minute men (or lazy in bed female) AKA a lousy lay of 5 minutes or less and you blow your pathetic load then you’re on to the next thing on your schedule. Oh, quick reminder for your schedule/ Make sure you go in your phone and save that dentist appointment you’re gonna need next week. Thank me later 😏/.

Lazy lovers of no repute. Just in and out and done. That’s if you can even find someone to have sex with you.

And I’m sure you’ve been dumped. A LOT. Or never been in a relationship. Probably the later. 🤔 Or perhaps you’re just and idiot. Who is also shit in bed. 😂

I bet you eat like that too. Quick as you can shoving food down your throat. On to the next, then the next. Never savoring a fucking thing.

Just consumer locusts cramming whatever you can as fast as you can, and then on to the next. A locust with little to no imagination, no sensuality, no foreplay, no internal monologue, just surface. Just constant gratification. That makes for a shallow surface lay that just gets right to it for yourself only and your partner is just there to service you. I mean they could practically be a cum receptacle with a pulse I bet.

You want quick and in out? Go to pornhub. This is creative writing bitches.
Prime words being “CREATIVE” and “WRITING”???

It’s not magazine erotica from the 90’s for fucks sake, that gets right to it and is designed to get you off as soon as possible.

Which is definitely not the purpose for the current piece I’m working on. It’s a true story. Part of my actual fucking real life fuckfaces. And I have to tell it as it was. As it happened. It’s not a story I’m making up. And it’s not porn. It actually needs context to be understood fully so that’s what it fucking has. It’s like you’ve never read a book before in your fucking lives. You lazy brained locusts. 😂

We create and we write here. Sometimes it runs shorter. Sometimes the writing decides to run longer especially if it’s a true incident as I’m currently writing about.

It’s not just wank off material for fucks sake. It’s creative writing. It’s not just gonna be immediate fucking when someone is writing a non fiction piece about a sex addiction they really have. It’s called “context”. Look it up.

I mean where do you think you are, Fetishgods.com? (I really hope you decide to click on that site now. So badly I Hope It 😂)

And I speak for all of us creators when I write:

If you don’t want to actually read what someone has created here, then go about your fucking business. There’s actually plenty of writing here to satisfy your short attention spans and limited mental capacity. We aren’t gonna change ours anyway though. No matter your comments.

Because, besides the fact that we can’t edit once submitted, the actual writers here wouldn’t anyway, even if we could, because- We are not here, we are not writing, in order to “get to it” for your gratification. We are not circus seals. We are not performing for your satisfactions, tips, nips, or hand claps.

We are writing for us first. Because that’s what a writer does.

Because a writer’s first reader and critic, whenever they write anything, is always themselves first (especially if it’s a true story and really happened to them like the piece I’m working on now).

We write first and foremost for ourselves. Not you.

But you wouldn’t know that, or understand it, because you don’t create shit. You just critique with ADHD and locust indigestion.

Greedy, impatient, selfish little twats and I know for sure that people like you… MAKE FOR REALLY PATHETICALLY UNBEARABLY BAD LOVERS.

Trust me, I’ve done the research 😂

I nearly didn’t even write this. I was just going about editing a future submission for here then

Suddenly, as is my way,

I decided to fucking choose fucking violence instead.

As is also my way.

And I shalt not suffer a twat with ADHD and a locust’s mentality to live…full stop. But especially not live peacefully near my work (especially ones that are also horrible in bed). Not then. Not now. Not ever. I have too much narcissism to allow it.

Don’t read anything I’ve written here. You don’t deserve it. You’re not worthy of it. And I’m going to make the next entries even longer to weed you locust twats right the fuck out. My words are not meant for the likes of you.

TLDR? Well SMFD= Suck My Fucking Dick. I’m glad you didn’t read it.

Don’t fucking read it EVER. It’s not for the likes of you.

In fact erase all my posts from your mind. Including this one. And never come to my doorstep again. Or I will curse you with boils of the penis…forever…for both you AND your first born son… or just your father or gay lover if appropriate 😂😂😂😂OR your vagina if it happens to be a certain EUM resident cat with fleas that we have around here.

You are now officially UNO REVERSED from my tag motherfuckers (Momo that UNO reference is in honor of you for being awesome and wanting to organize a kidnapping sleepover with games and karaoke and snacks 😂)

Now get the fuck out of here and go fix yourselves up. Your pathos’ are really showing.

Cass if you see Susie, tell her to keep the blades on standby.

Tell her “Today Audi woke up and chose violence”. She’ll know what I’m talking about. We’ll fill you in later.

So a nice warm and bubbly bloodbath may be in order. And I’m thinking about reopening my “serial killing for beginners” training course. Just for a leisurely good time 😂

And if all you little whiny locust twats turn out to be meow, I would not be fucking surprised. Because meow can’t meow for shit, let alone be good in b… 😂

I wanted to make this public service announcement longer, but I think I’ve spent enough time with insects as it is.

So, Peace out insects.

Cordially Yours,

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