Author: DaLoveOfYaLife!
I have a parasocial relationship with all of you, yes, that includes every single one of you. I figured it was about time for me to tell you all about this.
I have been in love with you all since the moment I discovered this website years ago, that’s a really long time of me being in love with you all. My psychiatrist says that this is unhealthy as I know none of you closely enough to classify this love as valid by conventional societal standards, but, my psychiatrist also went to one of the worst schools in america, so, who is he to tell me that this is not love and instead a consequence of my many years of isolation, overprotection, and human deprivation, I say NO to that theory!
I imagine you must have so many questions regarding this topic, however, I am allowed to be on the internet for a very limited amount of time while also being heavily monitored, so this is all I can say for now. I love you all and I can’t wait to meet you all very very very soon, some would say when you least expect it.
Oh goodie. I haven’t had a good kill and skinning in a long while. Too long. There are skills that you start to lose if you don’t keep up with them and practice. What a shame that would be to lose all my skills that took me years to develop. Wouldn’t want that to happen.
Looking forward to seeing you…die. I have a very strong death fixation and need to look into dying eyes to appease it.
Thank you for volunteering. Your humble sacrifice will be serving a greater purpose.
write a fanfic of us then
I love you too!!!! Yay!!!!!!!! : D
lmao me af EUM is the only human interaction i ever have anymore and im glad its with a bunch of weirdos like myself
Is this an open threat that you are going to kidnap all of us and finally have the hangovers that momo wished for ?
I mean that would be lovely
Get your therapissed to define love. I met my wife on the street and we spent two years just fucking each other until I fell in love with her and then we got married.
Love is quite complicated to define if not imposible so anyone who says you are not in love with a group of people you have never met needs to tell you why that is not possible.
If a women can fall in love with the eiffel tower and mary it then anything is possible. She is still married to it but I think the relationship has cooled off because of the publicity.
If this is true I’d be curious to hear if you’ve actually read anything about the people here. If u really are parasocial prove it. Tbh, people are extremely parasocial with celebrities but nobody talks about that.
being parasocial is still being social.