Author: Audacity
I’ve been thinking a lot about Admin. And what he actually thinks of every individual’s creative writing on here, and which he likes. And that which he despises. 😈 But posts anyway because he believes in freedom of speech and all, or some such shit like that. Anyway he’s a better woman than I am, cause I’d have deleted several users still here if it had been up to me. But I’m just spiteful like that I guess 🤷♀️. So many of you should be thankful it’s NOT up to me.
Which it’s not. I swear. 😏
So, I was feeling like being a messy Queen and instigating some shenanigans and foolishness on here.
With that in mind, I’m asking Admin to rank his top 10 favorite writers on the EUM creative writing neighborhood.
While also asking: please don’t put this in lists??? 🙏 it will only be ONE list after all, and it will not be in the post but in the comments. And technically I’m not making a list here in this submission, but asking a question. Can we let it slide this one time? Hope so.
Anyway, I fully expect my partner in crime Cass to be at the top of your list at #1. And I’m fine with that because their writing is also some of the best, and some of my absolute favorite, on this site.
But, numbers 2-10 are up for grabs. 🙃
Hope you’ll play along.
After all, I never give you shit and ask so little of you usually…unlike some of the annoying bitch faced fucking cunt rag assholes on here 😂
And this could actually be fun.
Ok, that’s all. Peace out Vulcans.
Ok fine. Since Audacity has offered a barter of sexscapade stories plus a less exclusionary way out for me, here are alphabetically, the ones I personally enjoy and why: a Lyr – Believe this person has a genuine fascination with decomposition and find their descriptions enjoyable, even though I can only savour this in my mind. Have tried being around (not gonna go into details) and just couldn’t get past the stench and unglamorous and unaesthetic (to me) realities. Audacity – the creativity and lunacy. I think this person has been holding back though. Cassandra – When the first post dropped, thought it was an alt. Don’t think so now. Let’s say I was alone with every one of you, one at a time, in a remote cabin. This is the one person I don’t think I would be able to convince NOT to kill me. chad thundercock – funny and deviant mind. Extremely perceptive person. Clara + alts – would’ve been a lauded British poet in medieval times. Cole – sorry OMH, but his obsession with you has led to very entertaining pieces. Dawid – could have given Meow competition for ragebait artist, but doesn’t seem as motivated. Gay Retard – If Syd Barrett were motivated enough to write here. hikikomoricide – If they got over their love pangs could move to top tier here. idontwriteibleed – doesn’t seem to be faking a sick mind. Just Some Schmuck – corporate guy humour, but there’s a very good and interesting… Read more »
“some of the annoying bitch faced fucking cunt rag assholes on here”
Is this also me 🤣
I mean thank you audi.
You are the only girl I ll ever think of having gay sex with🤭.
His favourite is ONH he loves how fast he sux his cock
lol thank you for giving me more importance than required in this matter. But obviously not gonna do that. But yeah, the women or those claiming to be so are ruling this place right now. Even when it started, it was a female voice that was topping this – lilithmao.
Just to be clear – I have favourites, but I can’t be seen to taking sides openly. It’s also why I don’t rate posts or interfere in any natural organic reactions here. Not just because it’ll make some feel sidelined, but also because – the nature of EUM is such that it attracts a lot of imbalanced people and some get carried away when they start to believe they have special privileges here.
But obviously, others can use this post to rate their favourites, if they care to.
– Adsimp