I Hate Poo I Love Poo

Author: Nicola Nightmare

A poo parody of ‘I Hate You, I Love You’ by Olivia O’Brian. Enjoy!

Feeling used, but I’m still missing you
And I can’t see the end of this
Just wanna feel that sweet release against my cheeks
And now all this time is passing by
But I still can’t seem to tell you why
It hurts me every time I need you
Realize how much I need to poo

I hate poo, I love poo
I hate that I love poo
Don’t want to, but I can’t put
Nobody else’s dump above you
I hate poo, I love poo
I hate that I want you
You want out, you need out
And I’ll never hold you

What about all the times
You would build up and we’d just drive
Around until we found a place to stay and waste the day away
We’d do nothing but it was okay with me
They say it’s not good to spend all my time
Thinking about you so late at night
But I can’t stop once I start it’s like an avalanche
Thoughts coming and I just wanna hold it in
Hold your breath, I’m going under
Not coming up ’til this night is over
Until this night is over

I hate poo, I love poo
I hate that I love poo
Don’t want to, but I can’t put
Nobody else’s dump above you
I hate poo, I love poo
I hate that I want you
You want out, you need out
And I’ll never hold you

All alone, I watch you watch her
Like she’s the only girl you’ve ever seen
You don’t care, you never did
You don’t give a damn about me
Yeah, all alone, I watch you watch her
She’s the only thing you ever see
How is it you never notice
That you are slowly killing me

I hate poo, I love poo
I hate that I love poo
Don’t want to, but I can’t put
Nobody else’s dump above you
I hate poo, I love poo
I hate that I want you
You want out, you need out
And I’ll never hold you