Author: Just Some Schmuck
This is just something short and stupid that occurred to me last night as I lay close to sleep. The essense of it, anyways. This morning, I elaborated. It was inspired by the ‘It’s Peanut Butter Jelly Time” ditty from ‘Family Guy’.
‘The Motherfucking Wrong Song’
Motherfucker this, motherfucker that! You need a beating with a baseball bat!
Motherfucking motherfucker, motherfucker you! You need to get beat till you’re black and blue!
Where you at? Where you at? I’ll find you for sure ‘cuz you’re fucking fat!
Motherfucking motherfucker, you fucking suck! Hope you die underneath a speeding truck!
Where you at? Where you at? Let’s smear your face with some fresh bear scat!
Motherfucking motherfucker, I’m fucking done. This may be dumb but I had some fun!
Surely every post on here is 100% MEOW
I tried waterboarding myself and it really isn’t that bad
Quite the interesting thread of comments. The best one though is probably the reference to Norway. Huh? Where the hell’d that come from? I’ve actually been to Norway and disagree. It’s actually quite nice and the people are just lovely. A wee bit cold for my preferences though.
Cassandra is a unhinged and dangerous drunk I know them IRL! Their favorite thing to do is to dress up as a man and run around the local neighborhood screaming Sylvia Plath poems
Norway is the most vile country on earth everyone there looks like a deformed dwarf
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OMG CASSANDRA IS A MAN
So.. the new EUM lore is Admin and Cassandra are in a relationship? Crazy but I support gay rights!
Cassandra is more annoying than Meow NGL omg 1 2 3 I want yuri doomed yuri
“Peanut Butter Jelly Time ditty from Family Guy” god I’m fucking old I remember hearing that for the first time on ebaums world when it use to be actually good besides the gore and malware
RELEASE MY FUCKING POST ASWELL FUCKER OMG YOU’RE SUCH A WIMP HOW IS THAT DESCRIPTION EVEN THAT DISTURBING? IT DOESNT BREAK THE RULES
Upload Ketchup on Waffles NOW or I’ll take your nan hostage
You misspelled “essence”…
“I’ll find you for sure ‘cuz you’re fucking fat!”
BAHAHAHHAHAHA
. TOo lovely of a poem lmaooo, keep it up unc, and no, no one cares if u miss spelled something lol.
Yeah, I know. I misspelled ‘essence’. Suck it and move on.