Water Boarding Myself

Author: Meow

Always wanted to do this. Surely it can’t be that bad. I got curious after seeing Zero Dark Thirty. I just have one problem: Google tells me the water could get into my lungs. But what if I close my mouth with the towel over my face? Surely it can’t get in then? Or maybe it’ll get through my nostrils? Wow, I’ve really pussied out over the years now that I think about it… I’m just so curious. What if I accidentally traumatise myself. It just cAAAAnt be thAAAAt bad, right? Well, lately I’ve been really getting into the 9 11 stuff. That’s what inspired me to watch Zero Dark Thirty. Maybe I’ll just water board myself tomorrow. Hmm… But it’d be really embarrassing to have to go to hospital or even die because I was intentionally water boarding myself for fun/curiosity… I’d rather die from erotic asphyxiation. I just don’t get why it’d be that bad. I’ve had wet towels over my face before. I know that’s different but like you know… Oh well I’ll probably just chicken out.

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Just Some Schmuck
Just Some Schmuck
September 12, 2026 1:49 pm

Did Google also tell you that you were a douche? Haha! Water’s SUPPOSED to get in your lungs. That’s the whole point of waterboarding! It’s to simulate drowning. I kind of thought that was intuitive and something one of your self-proclaimed superiority level would just know without having to consult Google.

By the way, Google is so ‘last century”. All the cool people are using DuckDuckGo now. So, why don’t you go duck yourself!

And it’s AUTOerotic asphyxiation.

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Addymins Husband
September 11, 2026 11:14 pm

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Lmao
September 11, 2026 10:33 pm

Queen of larping at it again……….

Cassandra
Cassandra
September 11, 2026 10:08 pm

Meow , i actuelly tried it lmoa . And it’s not necessarily traumatic but a bit overwhelming and not too fun , u WILL start almost immediately start drowning urself , and it will cause a severe reaction off of ur body , it is fun tho , in the process u’l’ have an adrenaline rush and throw survival instinct would kick in . Best way to do it is to be tied and to have someone do it all on u . That way u’ll feel the whole real thing . And omg it’s so ..eh idk .. it’s an interesting sensation.