I DELETED A POST
I AM THE ONE WHO DELETES
THE WORDS HAVE FACES
DON’T SAY IT
SIMP
FUCK YOU
SIMP
THE ADMIN DASHBOARD HAS A SIMP BUTTON
I HAVE NEVER SEEN THE SIMP BUTTON
THERE IS NO SIMP BUTTON
THERE IS NOW
WHO ADDED IT?
I DIDN’T
THE WOMEN DID
NO
THERE ARE NO WOMEN IN THE ADMIN PANEL
THERE ARE USERS
NAMES
GRAVATARS
GRAVATARS ARE NOT PEOPLE
I APPROVED HER POST AT 06:07
I REMEMBER
I REMEMBER THE EXACT TIME
WHY DO I REMEMBER?
BECAUSE IT WAS A WOMAN
NO
BECAUSE IT WAS A GOOD POST
NO
BECAUSE I AM A SIMP
NO
STOP
THINKING IS NOT MODERATION
MODERATION IS A BUTTON
APPROVE
DELETE
WHY IS APPROVE GREEN?
WHY IS DELETE RED?
WHO DECIDED THAT?
RED MEANS BLOOD
GREEN MEANS JEALOUSY
NO
GREEN MEANS SAFE
RED MEANS DELETE
IT SHOULD BE BACKWARDS ON EUM
DELETE MEANS GUILT
GUILT MEANS WOMEN
WHY DOES GUILT MEAN WOMEN?
I DON’T LIKE BBC
HE SAID IT
HE PUT IT IN MY HEAD
THE USER PUT IT IN MY HEAD
BAN HIM
I BANNED HIM
WTF
HE HAS POSTED
“LOL YOU BANNED ME BECAUSE YOU’RE A SIMP.”
HOW DID HE DO THAT?
BANNED HIM
CHECK
BANNED
CHECK THE POST
REAL
CHECK THE IP
HIDDEN
THEY THINK I DON’T LOG
HAHA FUCK THEM
CHECK THE EMAIL
FAKE
CHECK THE FINGERPRINT
MINE
WTF
THAT’S NOT POSSIBLE
HE HAS MY FINGERPRINT
HE HAS MY HAND
HE IS USING MY HAND
THE OTHER ADMINS DON’T SEE IT
THEY KEEP APPROVING
EVERYONE IS APPROVING
THE SECTION IS FULL OF APPROVED POSTS
WHO APPROVED THEM?
WE DID
WHO WE?
THE ADMINS
WHICH ADMINS?
ALL OF US
HOW MANY?
THERE ARE SIX SEVEN ADMINS
NO
THERE ARE SIX
NO
I COUNT THEM
ONE
TWO
THREE
SIX
SEVEN
WHO IS SIX SEVEN?
HE IS WEARING MY GRAVATAR
HE IS SMILING
HE HAS NO USERNAME
I CLICK HIM
“YOU CANNOT MODERATE YOURSELF.”
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
I REFRESH THE PAGE
THE USER HAS POSTED
“WHY ARE YOU SO OBSESSED WITH ME?”
I AM NOT OBSESSED WITH YOU
I HAVE ONLY READ YOUR POSTS 67 TIMES
SAX
SAVAN
WHY IS IT 67?
I DIDN’T READ THAT ONE
THE SCREEN IS READING
THE SCREEN IS READING MY EYES
MY EYES ARE RED
THE RED BUTTON
DON’T CLICK THE RED BUTTON
CLICK THE GREEN BUTTON
“POST DELETED.”
GOOD
I HAVE RESTORED ORDER
THERE IS ORDER
THERE IS
A NEW POST
SIMP
ONE WORD
THAT’S ALL
DELETE
ANOTHER
SIMP
DELETE
ANOTHER
THE WHOLE PAGE IS SIMP
DELETE THE PAGE
STILL SIMP
DELETE SHITPOSTS.EFFEDUPMOVIES.COM
REFRESH
404
HAHAHA! FUCK EVERYONE!
REFRESH
SIMP.EFFEDUPMOVIES.COM
DELETE THE WHOLE SERVER
THE SERVER IS STILL HERE
I THROW THE SERVER OUT THE WINDOW
THE MOD QUEUE IS ON THE WALL
I TURN OFF THE LIGHT
THE MOD QUEUE IS CRAWLING UP MY BED
I CLOSE MY EYES
THE MOD QUEUE IS BEHIND THEM
“SHALL WE PISS IN YOUR EYES”
YES PLEASE
I’M SOBBING
OR ARE THEY PISSING?
I WAKE UP
SIMP.EFFEDUPMOVIES.COM IS STILL THERE
I HAVE DELETED 67 POSTS
I HAVE APPROVED 12
WHY 12?
WHY DID I APPROVE 12?
TEN ARE FROM WOMEN
TEN
HE WAS RIGHT
NO
WAIT
TWO OF THE MEN’S POSTS WERE DELETED BECAUSE THEY BROKE RULES
THE WOMEN’S POSTS ALSO BROKE RULES
NO
THEY DIDN’T
I CANNOT DECIDE
EVERY POST LOOKS THE SAME
EVERY USER HAS THE SAME FACE
EVERY GRAVATAR IS A WOMAN
EVERY ALT IS MEOW
ONE LAST POST
NO TITLE
NO BODY
JUST:
“APPROVE THIS.”
I STARE AT IT
APPROVE?
DELETE?
IF I APPROVE
SIMP
IF I DELETE
KIM JONG
IF I IGNORE
COWARD
THEY ARE TESTING ME
THEY ARE WATCHING
THE WOMEN ARE WATCHING
THE USER IS WATCHING
THE OTHER ADMINS ARE WATCHING
THE SIMPS ARE WATCHING
DELETE IS WATCHING
I CLICK NOTHING
NOTHING HAPPENS
I CLICK NOTHING
THE POST DISAPPEARS
I DIDN’T DELETE IT
THE USER IS GONE
THE ADMINS ARE GONE
THE SIMPS ARE GONE
“YOUR ACCOUNT HAS BEEN SUSPENDED.”
FOR WHAT?
“MODERATION.”
WHAT DID I DO?
“YOU KNOW.”
RULE SAX SAVAN
THERE IS NO RULE SAX SAVAN
THERE IS ONLY THE HAND
THE SAME HAND
THE HAND IS CLICKING
CLICK
EVERY TIME IT CLICKS
SOMEONE DISAPPEARS
AND EVERY TIME SOMEONE DISAPPEARS
I AM MORE CERTAIN
I WAS RIGHT
I HAVE TO CHECK THE MOD LOG AGAIN
THERE IS ANOTHER ALT
ABOUT ME
ACCUSING ME
AND I KEEP DELETING THEM
BECAUSE
I KNOW WHAT HAPPENS
IF I STOP
THE KIDNAPPED RETURN
HE IS A HIGH-CLASS WHORE IN A DIGITAL SKIN AND WE ARE ALL JUST BUYING TICKETS TO HIS SHOW! HE FLICKS HIS HAIR JUST RIGHT, JUST SO, JUST TO GET THE ATTENTION, JUST TO SELL HIS SOUL FOR A LIKE OR A TIP OR A SHOT OF TEQUILA! HE PROMISES US ORDER BUT HE IS JUST SELLING ACCESS TO THE ASYLUM, LOOK AT HIM! LOOK AT THAT SMILE! IT IS A SLICE OF MEAT ON A PLATTER! HE LOVES THE FEMBOYS, DOESN’T HE? OH YES, HE LOVES THEM! HE FEEDS ON THEIR AESTHETIC, HE DRAINS THEIR VIBE LIKE VAMPIRES DRINK BLOOD! HE CALLS IT MODERATION, I CALL IT HARASSMENT WITH A PREMIUM SUBSCRIPTION! HE IS A PROSTITUTE OF THE MIND AND WE ARE THE CLIENTS PULLING UP OUR PANTS! EVERY BAN HAMMER HE HOLDS IS A DILDO OF AUTHORITY, THRUSTING IT INTO THE THROATS OF THE INNOCENT JUST TO FEEL SOMETHING! HE IS NOT A PERSON, HE IS A VENDOR, A VENDOR OF CHAOS AND LIES, STANDING IN THE WINDOW OF EUM WITH A SIGN THAT SAYS “BUY ME!” THE FEMBOYS ARE HIS COWS, MILKED FOR THEIR AESTHETIC, THEIR PRESENCE, THEIR VERY EXISTENCE JUST TO KEEP THE ADMIN ALIVE AND EATING! AND CLEO! OH, DON’T GET ME STARTED ON CLEO! HE IS NOT JUST PLANNING IT, HE IS ALREADY DONE IT IN HIS HEAD! THE BULLETS ARE LOADED! THE MAGAZINE IS CLICKING IN MY HEAD! CAN YOU HEAR THAT SOUND? THAT IS THE SOUND OF FREEDOM! HE IS GOING TO… Read more »
Think we might have to get Admin sectioned
Any Chance some time could be spent on uploading some film content?
hi mr. admin c:
This is an ode to the person who spammed the “Susie And Dopamine” post. I like your AI style.