I Gooned To Hostel

Author: Goonerofalltime

I jerked off to all of the Hostel movies but specifically 1, it was just so sexy, something about the torture scenes… 2 and 3 were also hot but man something about 1… the acting and cgi was just so hot man. I also jerked off to Green inferno when the men were getting eaten especially the ginger guy😍😍😍 I can’t help it I know some people fake being like this to seem edgy but I’m being serious it’s the only thing that can turn me on I even once cut off my finger (almost) just to arouse myself every partner I’ve had always gets creeped out by this unfortunately only my current partner is just like me. Hostel 1 is the hottest fucking movie ever and a less known one is Butcher. I’ve been watching porn vids with tags like mask and intruder but this shit makes me feel so fucking guilty after. I get so horny at Hostel 1 UAAUGAHAH. Also the scene in saltburn where he eats her out on her period was perfection. HOSTEL 1 is the hottest movie ever. When the guy let the guy try to crawl away with an injured ankle only to stand in front of him oh my god bro 😍😍😍 And the main character I loved his personality goddamn

Some more movies I jerked off to:
Funny Games (1997)
Funny Games (2007)
Tusk (2014)
And more but if I name them all then I will probably seem weird so yeah anyways I love porn vids where they’re wearing a mask and there’s this niche genre where they wear a pig mask and make pig noises it creeped me out at first but it’s kinda hot and I even get my partner to bit me until I bleed 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤 I love masks so much wow and I fucking love hostel 1

BTW PISS KINKS AND SCAT ARE DISGUSTING HATE YALL MY KINKS ARE SUPERIOR. I hate when someone acts like their kinks are unique when it’s some basic bullshit like pissing or cuddling

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35 Comments
Cassandra
Cassandra
September 7, 2026 6:42 pm

“but if I name them all then I will probably seem weird”
Wow man 👨 scared of being seen as weird in the effed up web? That’s some serious accusations.

Meow = CUNT
Meow = CUNT
September 7, 2026 10:05 am

God I hate Meow so much shes such a little BPD lying crybaby bitch holy shit ban this whore already Admin

Kinkster832
Kinkster832
September 7, 2026 8:37 am

Imagine how tight Justin Longs walrus WUSSY is in Tusk holy fuck I’m twitching..

pretty tame
pretty tame
September 7, 2026 8:33 am

why not goon to august underground? more tits and fucking stomachs 🤤

Meow
Meow
September 7, 2026 8:08 am

When my insomnia was at its worst. I decided I’d had enough. For 10-12 hours in a whole day I watched porn nonstop and jerked off quite a bit.

COD SUCKS ASS
COD SUCKS ASS
September 7, 2026 7:19 am

Call of duty more like call of BOOTY

COD gooner
COD gooner
September 7, 2026 7:01 am

NOT AFRAID TO SHOW MY FACE OMH COME GET ME BITCH AND PLAY SOME COD GAMES ILL BATTER YOU AT THEM FAGGOT

Momo
Momo
September 7, 2026 6:32 am

Can you goon to Postal 2 next

Have a go
Have a go
September 7, 2026 5:58 am

Maybe you should see if you can top 20 wanks in 24 hours. It is said to be impossible.

Admin
Admin
Admin
September 7, 2026 5:54 am

Any COD > Fortnightie