Author: Gypsy Guru Namaste
Meow – Taurus, Leo or Aries
Always has to be the center of attention and whine like a little bitch when she doesn’t get her way
OMH – Cancer, Scorpio
Quite literally a Cancer on this website but personality wise he gets angry a lot due to his naturally sensitive nature. He doesn’t really spout venom mind you, mostly just his diaper at vulnerable victims when he has a temper tantrum.
Admin – Virgo, Gemini or Sagittarius
He is pretty chill but if you get on his bad side he gets really snarky. His new ideas for this website and to troll Meow is a clear trait of a Sagittarius aswell.
Zed Man – Taurus, Leo or Aries
Wants to be the daddy dom of the website but in reality hes a wee a small little boy with a tiny pecker that has to lie about being a cop to come off macho. A perfect match for Meow and think she would agree with that girlboner she has for him.
Mimas – Virgo or Gemini
Chill as hell but may have a crafty side we haven’t seen yet. Quite witty but doesn’t flaunt it like some of the fags above.
Cole – Leo or Sagittarius
Very much gives off the energy of being the lader of the pack although it goes against him a lot. Sensitive signs need to watch out or they might get their feelings and ego bruised.
Tamir (LEGACY) – Sagittarius or Virgo
IDK if the real Tamir has been here for a long time now but he was pretty mental unstable. His rage bait trolling was pretty funny though.
I think Admin is a Scorpio !♏️ maybe an ♈️ Aries
I’m a taurus but I like what you said about me so it doesnt matter
wait you might be onto something
HOLY SHIT I AM A TAURUS HOW DID YOU KNOW
I get mentioned in every post. People talk about me all day on EUM. Meow tries really hard but she will never reach the level of superstar status that I have achieved on EUM. Better luck next time, fool.