Author: Skibidi Rizz
Who would win?
69 Is jealous of 67 because 69 isn’t as popular of a meme now. 69 Is mainly used in porn titles.
69 Is jerking off when suddenly 67 walks in “OMG YOU FUCKING JERKOFF” 69 trues to swing a punch at 67 but 67 is too strong “Nice try buddy” 67 says 69 gasps thinking “oh fuck 67 is actually strong… I need to beat this retard somehow”
A few days later 69 may not he the strongest but 69 does have the brains so 69 comes up with a plan “hehehehahahahahahahahhah” 69 says and then barges into 67’s room looks at 67’s serach history and sees “gay sex” “bald futa r34” 69 chuckles and leaks 67’s search history within a few days 67 is hated
67 comes into 69’s room… “you fuckkng asshole!!!!” 69’s eyes widen “oh shit 67 is mad…” 67 walks up” WHY DID YOU LEAK THAT! THATS SO EMBARRASSING!!!”
69 laughs “because you stole my fame despite being the most unfunny!!!” 67 pauses “UNFUNY?!? YOU LITTLE SHIT-”
67 Lunges forward to 69…
Comment for a part 2 and what happens to 69…
A slow pan in to the musty bedroom. You can hear moans growing louder and louder. You hear “OMG YES DADDY, GIVE ME THAT DELICIOUS BIG BLACK COCK!” in an ecstatic tone. The camera pans up and you’re met with quite a sight – Admin is getting dicked by a big back cock. But this time he’s not bouncing up and down on it, he’s taking it doggy style. The big black man grunts “TAKE IT WHITE BOY! TAKE MY BIG BLACK COCK THAT YOU’RE OBSESSED WITH!” Admin – the guy you thought seemed normal enough – is obsessed with big black cock? Holy shit! You always got gay gibes but not to- your thinking is interrupted when ANOTHER black man enters the room, “I’m feeling horny, you want a threesome?” Admin IMMEDIATELY moans “YES ZADDY! I WANT IT NOW!” They all smirk and the black man walks up and Admin enthusiastically starts sucking his big black cock whilst also taking one up the ass. He’s in heaven. A few seconds later, they’re both cumming. Admin, who’s known to love BBC cum, immediately swallows it like a good boy. The big black men smirk “you want more?” Admin nods happily “YES! More, NOW!!!” They continue having gay black sex. The camera pans slowly to the side, to the phone on the table. You see a notification from a group chat named “Cole&OMH” sending a message “Hey Admin, why haven’t we had gay sex in a while??? Do you not like… Read more »
is any1 interested in 2-3 previously untranslated magazine excerpts by Tsurisaki Kiyotaka director of Orozco and prolific corpse photographer.
would not object to a 67 69 pt 2 : )
Meow.. Can you die? Thankies <3
Does Admin still think we are gaslighting him in being gay or whatever. I mean sucking dick is something you need to try at least ONCE
Hi I’m meow today we are gonna larp about being in a movie yes wow I’ve been in so many tubi movies haha I’m totally not unemployed and living off benefits haha yeah I love being an actress hopefully I’ll make it big one day sigh I don’t wanna end up doing oorn but ugh hard industry hahah I’m a stinky fatty with no friends and loves to laro and play videogames none stop I’m pretty much a chud male incel hahaha wow I’m so ugly and jealous of Mimas she’s so cooler than me1
I was involved with the horror movie Into the Black Abyss: Deathstream (2022).
“I do a graveyard shift sometimes. No gay bar for me. I lead a very boring sexless life nowadays.” The camera slowly pans to the ceiling, transitioning into a Gasper Noe psychedelic, strobe light shot. Muffled moan audio slowly fade into the scene, becoming increasingly more clearer each second. The camera slowly pans down the walls of a rundown crack house, eventually fixating its shot onto Admin bouncing up and down on a muscular African American™ mans lap. “I want your BBC DADDY I WANT YOUR BBC DADDY” Admin moans. Chilling atmospheric music fades into this scene. The African American™ reaches his hand to grab Admins booney buttocks. “Oh yeah you love BBC white boy.” The shoot transitions to a close up shot of Admins upper body, His head craned backwards in ecstasy as he continues to bounce up on down on the African American ™ mans lap. “YES YES YES!”
To be continued…
Admin watches BBC futa anime girls fucking petite anime femboys that look like OMH and sound like Cole. GROSS!!! No wonder the movies on here are always laggy, he cares more about his disgusting porn!!! OMG!!!
BBC has taken over my mind I CANT STOP THINKING ABOUT BBC I’M CURRENTLY DOWNLOADING 50GBS OF BBC PORN RN
Do not upload Lake Mungo.
I assume Admin torrents most movies? Makes sense they’re slow. Videos from BLACKED.com take absolute top priority
Lake Mungo in 4 days.. oh, oh ,oh yeah! oh, oh, oh yeah!
i didnt realise this was a fanfic at first this is riveting part 2 pls
Funny how the chit-chat about everyone going missing suddenly fades away by mysterious slop posts.. hmm almost like its a distraction.
I need part two!!
Absolute poetry! Lol